she was cuffed to the truth

 So, I've been having these cracked out thoughts about how shit would be different if bandom fic had been a thing during my teenage musical years.  And first I'm like, oh hell no, it would be all about grudge fucking between nikki sixx and axl rose. (which I would probably read, whatever)  but it was waaaaaay too homophobic of a culture to breed slash, outside of like, my head.    But then I went a year or two later, and it all fit together.  the major slashed bands of my teen years would have been Janes, Faith No more, Chili Peppers,  with the grunge/90's alt scene maybe being the up and coming small bands.  Because seriously? DAVE NAVARRO=bandom's OG slut.    Angsty Stories where Mike Patton and Flea hook up, and it makes Keidis realize how truly in wuv he is with Flea.   Perry "mentoring" pretty young bands on the Lolla scene.   A little young eddie vedder/layne staley action.  


This needs written, and would be epic, but I don't write fic.