If you

were my assdamned cellphone, where would you be hiding? I had been using my old one because it had minutes, so my good phone doesn't even have a charge, so I can't call it to find it. I'm digging through toy bins in case moji stole it now, which is what usually happens to missing small electronics, (remote, other phones) but it's not turning up. Which could imply I put it up somewhere to keep the kids off of it. But, it's not in any of my main stashing things spots. So, help me lj. If any of you are psychics, can you find the damn thing?

found it!

It was up past the head of the bed, covered in baby slime.