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maevele ([personal profile] maevele) wrote2009-08-04 02:11 am

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cowboy vampires vs. zombie pirates.


discuss.
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[personal profile] angelikitten 2009-08-04 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
If it's a case of who would kill who, it would depend on the setting really. If zombies can be put down with a head shot and vampires can be killed by having their heads cut off, with the traditional weapons (swords for pirates, guns for cowboys) it's going to be a case of who-sees-who first.

(Sorry, I saw this on my network page and had to comment!)
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[personal profile] bcholmes 2009-08-04 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Surely you mean "ninja vampires vs. zombie pirates"!
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[personal profile] zillah975 2009-08-04 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Fast-moving zombies or slow-moving zombies?

Though of course in either case, the zombies have the advantage of the vampires not being able to feed on them. That takes away one of the vamps' greatest weapons. Plus, I'll bet zombies aren't susceptible to the famously hypnotic vampire gaze.

And I think the average vamp, at least in popular culture, would be pretty disgusted by a zombie, which could lead to carelessness in battle.

However, if the question is, "who would you rather watch a movie about", I've gotta go with cowboy vampires, even though I don't love vampires and I do love zombies. It just seems that there would be more swash to buckle with vampires than zombies.
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[personal profile] trouble 2009-08-04 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I think cowboy vampires would end up eating their horses, and thus be less effective overall.

[identity profile] idiomagic.livejournal.com 2009-08-04 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Zombie pirates. They're slower, but they can shamble around during the daytime. Cowboy vampires would probably eat their horses, so I'm not a fan.

[identity profile] pantryslut.livejournal.com 2009-08-04 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Zombie pirates are so over after PotC and all. Much as I love both zombies and pirates, mind.

Toss up

[identity profile] voz-latina.livejournal.com 2009-08-04 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Are the zombie Pirates too passe' to fight, or are the Vampire Cowboys too busy exsanguinating their cattle to fight?

Least compromised group is the winner

[identity profile] whumpdotcom.livejournal.com 2009-08-04 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
We all lose? Well except for the pirates.