Brain Dump, again
Nov. 30th, 2007 04:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Randoms:
Called animal control today over the neighbor's pit bull. Poor thing was locked outside, unchained, came running at the kids when we went out, and then dashed across the street to hassle the dog being walked by a ten yr old, scaring the shit out of the poor kid. Never mind my dog phobic kid, who was on the porch just frozen. Wen pounding om their door to let them know the dog was loose, and, of course, they weren't home. 15 minutes after I called, of course, they got home and took the dog in. Oh, and you don't call animal control here, you have to call the popo. And do you think my anxiety enjoys it when I talk to the police? hell no! But seriously, hello, PIT BULL.
Sold the Caddy! Woot! Happy kthxmas shopping moneys!
So, the Moji has started saying "OW" when she's not getting her way, right before she gets Mad, and I thought she was trying to express that her feelings were hurt. We realized what she is actually saying is "I WILL HURT YOU!" She'll say OW, wait a minute to see if she gets her way, and then either pinch or clock you. It's not funny. Not At All. Do not cross the baby. Also, she tells me she eats puppies. There were dogs on the TV the other night, and she went "Woof! OmOmOm." "Om" of course, is "Om nomnomnom" so I ask her, "You eat puppies?" And she smiles and says "yep." She's very excited to see her puppy friend tomorrow, and eat her, apparently. Last time she just snogged the puppy, now, poor Luna is fud.
Called animal control today over the neighbor's pit bull. Poor thing was locked outside, unchained, came running at the kids when we went out, and then dashed across the street to hassle the dog being walked by a ten yr old, scaring the shit out of the poor kid. Never mind my dog phobic kid, who was on the porch just frozen. Wen pounding om their door to let them know the dog was loose, and, of course, they weren't home. 15 minutes after I called, of course, they got home and took the dog in. Oh, and you don't call animal control here, you have to call the popo. And do you think my anxiety enjoys it when I talk to the police? hell no! But seriously, hello, PIT BULL.
Sold the Caddy! Woot! Happy kthxmas shopping moneys!
So, the Moji has started saying "OW" when she's not getting her way, right before she gets Mad, and I thought she was trying to express that her feelings were hurt. We realized what she is actually saying is "I WILL HURT YOU!" She'll say OW, wait a minute to see if she gets her way, and then either pinch or clock you. It's not funny. Not At All. Do not cross the baby. Also, she tells me she eats puppies. There were dogs on the TV the other night, and she went "Woof! OmOmOm." "Om" of course, is "Om nomnomnom" so I ask her, "You eat puppies?" And she smiles and says "yep." She's very excited to see her puppy friend tomorrow, and eat her, apparently. Last time she just snogged the puppy, now, poor Luna is fud.
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Date: 2007-11-30 11:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-02 08:16 pm (UTC)Yay for xmas shopping moneys!
I see Moji has entered the period when "that's not food" provides much amusement (especially when it's HER fingers being nibbled). And puppies (and cats) LOOK tasty, but reality is not quite the same (also, furryer, *pteh*). Depending on the kid & the food, eventually to turn into "You're going to eat THAT?!" when they realize how much gross stuff adults like.