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Dec. 19th, 2009 11:29 pm Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Sunday I set ![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small} oyceter's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last month I helped vito_excalibur see the light (8 points). Last Monday I bought porn for mamagotcha (-10 points). In April I committed genocide... Sorry about that, lady_alyria (-5000 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5074 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, |
