Am I

[maevele]

The sweariest person you know? Because, seriously, sometimes I read my posts and wonder when Deb Morgan from Dexter got a blog.

So fucking answer the shitdamn question already

Comments

[jackandahat]

Pffft, don't talk bollocks, course you're fucking not!

[jesse_the_k]

Yes you damn well are the most in-fucking-furiating shit-mouthed pisstaker.

Don't bother me none, though.

[zillah975]

Hmm....


Yes. Yes, you are. I have one friend who would be disappointed to hear that -- he comes a close second. But yes, you are the sweariest person I know.

That is not a criticism. :)

[amadi]

You're only the fucking sweariest person I know because I stopped fucking associating with this asshole someone who clearly fucking thought the word fucking was like the word "the" and should be put in front of just about any fucking noun in any fucking sentence they said.

Oh, and also because I'm still all fucking caught up in fucking appearances and don't swear nearly as much as I'd like to. Fucking dammit.

[softestbullet]

You are definitely the sweariest person on my reading list! And it's cool.

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[haddayr]

no

[piglet]

No fucking way!

I"m glad we're friends, 'cause I don't have to watch my tongue in front of you.

[al_zorra]

You are.

Which means you are a good example for me.

Now, I challenge you to figure out what I meant by that. (Attempting some sense of normalcy despite this time of your family's mourning, just to show that you are still you, and we are still we -- um whomever we are, anyway!)

Love, C.

[takumashii.livejournal.com]

I live in New York. You are not by a LONG shot the sweariest person I know.

(I used to say things like "bother." Since I moved to New York, I've moved it up to saying things like "flipping heck.")

[nmdrkangl.livejournal.com]

not only no, but fuck no.

[kayjayoh.livejournal.com]

You are amongst the sweariest, but I don't think you take the title. I know Ted, and I know folks from Boston.

[mystickeeper.livejournal.com]

Uhh, no. I guess I don't swear all that much on LiveJournal, but I'm kind of unstoppable when actually talking.

[seeksadventure.livejournal.com]

Not even close.

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

You're in the top five, but my sister uses fuck every other word sometimes.

Also I fucking well swear a lot because shitty people used to tell me that swearing wasn't ~feminine~ and I had to tone it the fuck down.

[eriktrips.livejournal.com]

you swear?

[leeoakfire.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is so not the day to ask me that question! I spent nine hours stuck on an Amtrak train in Kalamazoo Friday (a story from Hel itself!), but the worst part of the entire ordeal was that I was traveling with my sister. And, she kept pretending to talk to me, but all she really was doing was swearing (fuck said repeatedly) and calling all of the Amtrak employees liars (they were -- one of the worst things about this _9 hour_ ordeal was that - even with knowing they were sending us an engine from Chicago, which couldn't _possibly_ be done in a half hour - all they ever said to us was, "This will take about ten minutes", or "We will be ready to go in about a half an hour!") anyways ... swearing ... I was carrying ganja and I was scared the police would be called on my sister. She spent nine hours swearing and emoting her expectations of class priviledge (in other parts of the world a nine hour delay with transport is considered normal), and yelling, swearing in the face of the Amtrak employees, and doing it loudly enough she was distrubing other people on the train.

Mind now, she -- by far -- was not the only person yelling and screaming then. Things got a bit hairier when the Amtrak employees left the train to go to the McDonalds which was across the track, yet refused to allow anyone else off of the train (except for a few cute white college girls). And then turned around and told us that the diner car was sold out, and they would feed us crackers until we got to Chicago (after midnight -- where they offered us more crackers).

There were so many people swearing ... that entire train takes the prize for the most swearing.

and, as for my sister ... when she took her new job working at a church, she said the hardest part of her new job was teaching herself NOT to swear while working. Before she had been at non-profits where swearing was the norm.

I don't recommend going for the prize on who swears the most ... too much of it makes it lose it's effectiveness. Just my two cents opinion.