this is some bullshit

GMA: Adam Lambert, No; Chris Brown, Yes - Gothamist


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GMA can suck shit out my ass

omg

1, i just ate half a pumpkin pie, bringing me to like a pie and a half since yesterday evening. fuck yeah, pie

2. i totally clusterfucked thanksgiving, by telling one group of people I would be there at some semblance of an actual time, with food and PIE, and then hanging out at a whole different shindig until waaaaaay late, and bringing mac salad after everyone was stuffed. still, they were glad for more pie at that point, as they had been just about to pie up, and we brought the blender and supplies for sneaky fruity bourbon drinks of doom.

3 celebration the first was chock full of kids for my kids to hang out with, and old friends up to my ass, and my friends grown ass children, and babbehs for me to snuggle, it was good.

4 celebration 2 was slightly less full, and involved fewer people we knew since forever, but they are just as good of friends, and I am continually amazed that people I knew before they were even born are now like, full grown interesting people who apparently WERE DRINKING BOURBON and my bigkid learned how to play Bullshit.

also, at like 11 my husband turned into a grumpy ass pumpkin and had to go home, because he had to work at ass oclock.

5, adam lambert