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maevele
I went to get a cleaning bin, but had to empty it, and found the purple velvet panties that went with the garters/stockings that someone bought me a million years ago. Maybe it's the bourbon, but this was the funniest thing ever. PURPLE VELVET PANTIES OF DOOOM!
Maybe you'd have to know how, well, butch I've become in the last million years to get the humor.
Note: Starting the day with a full pot of espresso strength coffee and ending it with bourbon makes for funny.
Maybe you'd have to know how, well, butch I've become in the last million years to get the humor.
Note: Starting the day with a full pot of espresso strength coffee and ending it with bourbon makes for funny.
