april fool's update

[maevele]

I showed up at my moms with the kids and a bag of laundry as she was dozing off on the couch. Pounded on her door yelling "Moooom, it;s me let me in" and told her the story about Z kickin me out because he's been fooling around with my friend K and her boyfriend kicked her out, so she was at my fuckin house, and she went crazy pissed as fuck and started CRYING. So then I'm like, And today of all days! I mean, IT"S APRIL FOOLS!

and then she got really mad.


heh.


then i did exactly the same thing at our other friends house, and he was like "Of course yu can stay here...wait, K? really, wow, yeah, u can stay as long as you..wait, K?" he took it much better than my poor mother. He was just stuck on the idea of Z havin an affair qwith this particular friend, rather than my marraige failing, apparently.


and my 2 yr old insists now that it is "totally wHil wHeaton day" and that wil wheaton is about to come here. it went from cute to wtf in less than 24 hours.

Comments

[lady-alyria.livejournal.com]

Haha. That's great. Your mom should kill you though.

[maevele.livejournal.com]

dude, last year she actually threw her shoes at me for my april fool's prank.

[lady-alyria.livejournal.com]

Wow, you love torturing that poor woman. My mom never fell for any of mine.

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

That is a truly mean joke.

What did you do to make her throw shoes at you? :)

[maevele.livejournal.com]

Told her i was joining my ex-stepdads crazy fundie church.


Dropping out of paganism, repenting, speaking in tongues, the whole bit.


Every year in high school i told her i was pregnant for april fools, and every year she believed me.

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

Wow, brilliant. :)

[stoneself.livejournal.com]

i wonder what your kids are going to do to you when they grow up.

[maevele.livejournal.com]

i live in fear.

[cookiepartyyy.livejournal.com]

Aw, you're such an asshole.