Tweetybird, my neighbor on the corner

[maevele]

 is throwing the largest, loudest afterbar party I have EVER FUCKING HEARD on her PATIO.   Which is in, like, the edge of my backyard. and people are parking all over the block and partying in their cars with the stereos booming until they feel like going to the porch. and it all sounds like it is happening in the gully out back my house.  Part of me wants to call the police so they shut up and don't wake my fucking kids, and part of me wants to put on pants and go see what they got to drink.