maevele | wtf cat

I don’t have a cat. I also don’t want a cat, just because I deal with enough beings who need me to feed them and deal with their feces. But my neighbor’s cat has decided they wants to live here. It just wandered up on to my back porch, as cats do here, and came on in, (i swear a different cat did it last week, but po says it is the same cat) so I let it wander through and gave it skritches, and it went to hang out under my bed. and it was cool for a bit, but I am not fucking with a cat box, or having a cat pee my house right now, just no, so I decided it was time to haul it back to it’s people. It was all “Oh, you’re picking me up to love me! yay! oh, wait, you’re taking me out of this house CLAWCLAWCLAWFLAIL” the whole way downstairs and next door while I tried to give them their angry cat.

Then half an hour later, I went to the store and the cat was at my front door trying to get in and I had to dance around it. And now, at quarter to two in the morning, it is out on my back porch scratching and mowling to be let in.