GTFO SQUIRREL!
May. 27th, 2009 12:35 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
maeveleOkay, so i go to head to merchant of doom to get the crazy pills, and I start to open my van when i see something moving. THERE WAS A MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL ON MY DRIVERS SEAT FUCKING WITH MY STEERING WHEEL.
I had sinbad with me, so I didn't actually run screaming, but I shrieked a little, Opened my passenger side door, screamed "GET THE FUCK OUT MY VAN, YOU FUCKING SQUIRREL"
(which Sinbad repeated word for word, at full volume. )
(I'm going to hell.)
Then the squirrel threw itself at my driver's side window a few times, panicked, and skittered out the way it had gotten in, throuh my 2 inch wide open back vent window, that I leave open to keep my van from stinking. Now on, the van can smell like ass, that shit will be closed. Sindab thinks when the squirrel gets big it can drive my van. i said the squirrel can get his own damn vehicle.
I am sick of these motherfucking squirrels in my motherfucking van.
I had sinbad with me, so I didn't actually run screaming, but I shrieked a little, Opened my passenger side door, screamed "GET THE FUCK OUT MY VAN, YOU FUCKING SQUIRREL"
(which Sinbad repeated word for word, at full volume. )
(I'm going to hell.)
Then the squirrel threw itself at my driver's side window a few times, panicked, and skittered out the way it had gotten in, throuh my 2 inch wide open back vent window, that I leave open to keep my van from stinking. Now on, the van can smell like ass, that shit will be closed. Sindab thinks when the squirrel gets big it can drive my van. i said the squirrel can get his own damn vehicle.
I am sick of these motherfucking squirrels in my motherfucking van.
